*points to ur lap* is this seat taken
life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it
You know who your friends are
Brazil vs Germany: A SUMMARY